Take it to the floor

I have been chasing shots of Jack Daniels with Lime Perrier and listening to mashed-up remixes of 80's dance songs with contemporary underground hip-hop this entire week. I called in sick to work on Tuesday and haven't showed up since. I feel that the "No-call, No-show," is by far the best and most liberating way to take time off. My boss keeps calling every day, which I am taking as a good sign that I am still employed. Once the calls stop I will show up the day after with a horrible story, something about being in the hospital or losing my phone in a drunken stupor, depending on the reaction of my co-workers upon my arrival.

I think it is good to pair things up, enjoy my photo mash-up.